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can we just get drunk?


wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.


svvords:

*barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*

(Source: wasiangod)

I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.F. Scott Fitzgerald (via uglypnis)

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer